Saturday, April 14, 2012

Song sung blue

Just Busted is now official -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j--_0sIb9DM.


And for those of you not into rap:


The Just Busted Blues

Now, don’t you tell my ma and pa,
No! – don’t you tell my friends;
I started messin’ with the law,
Oh! -- this is how it ends.
  (Chorus)

I got a scowl upon my face –
Right there on the front row;
And how I ever reached that place,
I guess I’ll never know.
  (Chorus)
  
You play with fire and you’ll get burned –
Don’t act the fool, like me;
But one mistake’s a lesson learned,
And shame will set you free!
  (Chorus)

 (Chorus):         Just Busted! They got me by the collar!
                        Just Busted! Read about it for a dollar!
                        Now even though I made the weekly news –
                        I got the disgusted, Just Busted blues!




Thursday, April 5, 2012

Spring is "Bust"in out all over

A reader reacts to a new
delivery of Just Busted
   Newspapers are dying--but Just Busted lives! While print publications all over are struggling, our niche newspaper is thriving in more than two dozen markets. Just Busted gratifies people's vicarious pleasure at seeing their friends and relatives behind bars. Readers scour Just Busted in the hopes of finding someone they know, or at least recognize. When we deliver our paper, store employees snatch a copy and delight in picking out their customers.
   Just Busted has gone from being somewhat tasteless and discomfiting in the beginning to now being eagerly anticipated and fully embraced. There are still those store managers who will sniff at it and purse their lips in disapproval, but the customer is always right. Just Busted regularly sells out wherever it is sold. (Check your neighborhood convenience store.)
   Just Busted is your indispensable tool for scoping out the creeps, sociopaths and ne'er-do-wells in your midst, and for only a dollar Just Busted can provide hours of entertainment for anyone who enjoys imagining the story behind every picture.